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[27 Feb 2008|02:33pm]

The Reverb in Cedar Falls is trying out a goth/industrial night tonight. Hopefully they will have a good turnout so it becomes a regular event here in Iowa!
2/28/08 at The Reverb
204 Main St (upstairs)
Cedar Falls, IA 50613
$3 cover, bar opens at 7, DJs start 9-10
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[10 Dec 2006|11:57pm]

Check out my new icon.
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[26 Jan 2006|04:33pm]


this is a photo of me when i was just minding my own business and eating some corn, when a man who was wearing the same t-shirt and also eating corn came up to me and made friends.
can you cope?
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[02 Sep 2005|03:15am]

So so so; the angels; whom we often think of as grey aliens and get horrified of(ive seen em in the fields); they land in the corn fields; creating crop circles and when they touch the corn it turns grey and in shape of the brain; this is what we know as corn ergot; a chief ingredient in the original recipe for natural lsd; which after albert hoffman had a religious vision and got the formula for brought about a cultural revolution of the 6th decade of the 20th century that was predicted as far back as the BC era in Peru by ancient manuscripts that have been surpressed by church and hidden by government. All a coincidence? I think not. Furthermore; they based their ships on the gyroscope that can ricochet around the moons and swing out over the planets; since they all spiral in towards the sun; jupiter a giant crust matter around a gas giant will bake down, mars' ice will melt and life will come out of it, earth will turn into a place of perpetual rain when it gets warmer, much like venus, venus will crack open and boil, and mercury will move into the sun, creating JUST ENOUGH charge to melt the ice on mars and perform the other reactions of the 9, 9 the key number, denoting the fall. Spiders were sent here on the proverbial 8th day along with octopus; our successor; which in the future becomes the grey aliens. They set this whole thing up to find out where they came from. Between the spirals you have your waves, which is how you have music, radio, electricity. When you do too much mind expansion and learn how to leave your body when you die you get stuck on this rock till it moves towards the sun which was the proverbial hell that we were warned about.

I bleached my hair yellow for my corn pride.

Theres going to be a party at mr.corn's house. http://www.thefucksociety.com/anim.php?id=pw_a_minute_of_your_time&w=400&h=300

I may be insane; but Ill always come back to Indiana.

If anyone's got any questions about the universe, corn, or anything else; let me know. "Talaam" is my alien name; and I was sent here to teach the humans; I am originally from somewhere else and if you look at my neck you will see moles in the shape of the big dipper; denoting my origins.
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I, Too, Worship Corn [26 Apr 2005|07:46pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

You know what's really great?

Stove-top-popped popcorn drenched in butter. Mmmmm, bliss.

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ye verily, the Lord of Corn still walketh amongst us [19 Nov 2004|02:56am]

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[02 Oct 2004|03:57am]

ok, i have to join this....my name being mays and all....i mean it's in my destiny. plus i have a huge roll of "made with white corn" stickers
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GM Maize [27 Sep 2004|04:22pm]


Wow...a community that worships corn, very interesting!! I'm not sure whether I am allowed to ask opinions here but if the post isn't welcome, just delete it! :D Well here goes...

I'm doing a research project on a contemporary biological issue I've decided to do Geneticaly Modified Maize and I've looked to LJ for some opinions. I hope this works. Anyone who has some opinions to share are welcome to, just answer this:

- Are you for or against Genetically Modified Maize?
- What is the reason for your opinion?
- Any other comments on the topic?

Thanks, Any opinions are welcome!!

(X-posted everywhere)

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im new. and you rule [03 Aug 2004|12:01am]
iowa = life
corn = iowa
therefore kiddies

corn = life.
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Hell Yeah! [22 Feb 2004|11:36pm]

It's nice to find a community that shares my obsession. Check the icon, and bow to Cornelius. If you don't, he'll cob you up.

Nice to hang with you all.
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so weird [10 Oct 2003|10:55am]

[ mood | amused ]

What a strange community to have found! I would just like to say that Spring semester 2002, I wrote a 23 page paper on corn. It included drawings and history and it was the scurge of my life for 3 months. However, now I'm the corn girl. Or something. Then Fall 2002, I recycled the paper and used it again. My goal now is to go back to school and see how many MORE times I can use the corn paper.

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Corn Roast [06 Oct 2003|04:37pm]

Snapped this picture on the way home from work last month.

A union between the God of Corn and the God of Men?

Wonders never cease!
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"respect, respect... *hahaha* ...CORN!" [20 Sep 2003|01:09pm]

"You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough. You became a corn stalker... Kill for a cob. This corn stalking became the one great thing in your life, piling one cob on another until... the harvest. Butter... for the love of buttering. The corn stalker comes from all walks of life... comes from the home...the home where the parents are too busy to... train their children respect... for CORNLORD."

"Some people think newspapers exaggerate juvenile corn use, or that it's cornfined mostly to large cities. Corn ingestion on the rise... thus apparent that something has gone wrong with the environment. Adults create the meals children eat. Juvenile corn consumption is always rooted in adult corn consumption, and in this process parents play the key role. When children grow up among adults who refuse to recognize anything that is fine and good or worthy of CORNLORD..."

He bows to the corn.
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[10 Sep 2003|01:35am]

[ mood | high ]

I love corn and as a diabetic thats bad.

But corn corn corn...my god I love it.

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oh boy. [19 Aug 2003|10:06pm]

i love it when i have little pieces of corn in my poop.
oh, superfluous joy :D

its the little things people.
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Uses for corn... [09 Aug 2003|06:07pm]

Adhesives (glues, pastes, mucilages, gums, etc.)
Antibiotics (penicillin)
Asbestos insulation
Automobiles (everything on wheels)
cylinder heads
ethanol - fuel & windshield washer fluid
spark plugs
synthetic rubber finishes

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Adhesives (glues, pastes, mucilages, gums, etc.)
Antibiotics (penicillin)
Asbestos insulation
Automobiles (everything on wheels)
cylinder heads
ethanol - fuel & windshield washer fluid
spark plugs
synthetic rubber finishes

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Baby food
Batteries, dry cell
Breakfast cereals
Canned vegetables
Carbonated beverages
Cheese spreads
Chewing gum
Chocolate products
Coatings on wood, paper & metal
Colour carrier in paper & textile, printing
Corn chips
Corn meal
C.M.A. (calcium magnesium acetate)
Crayon and chalk
Degradable plastics
Dessert powders
Dextrose (intravenous solutions, icing sugar)
Disposable diapers
Edible oil
Ethyl and butyl alcohol
Explosives - firecrackers
Finished leather
Flour & grits
Frozen foods
Fuel ethanol
Gypsum wallboard
Ink for stamping prices in stores
Instant coffee & tea
Insulation, fibreglass
James, jellies and preserves
Latex paint
Leather tanning
Livestock feed
Malted products
Mustard, prepared

Paper board, (corrugating, laminating, cardboard)
Paper manufacturing
Paper plates & Cups
Peanut butter
Pharmaceuticals - The Life Line of The Hospital
Potato chips
Rugs, carpets
Salad dressings
Shaving cream & lotions
Shoe polish
Soaps and cleaners
Soft drinks
Starch & glucose (over 40 types)
Tacos, tortillas
Wheat bread

And not one of them mentions God.. how lame is that?
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I ask you... [30 Jul 2003|11:14pm]

What other vegetable besides the mighty Corn enters the gaping human maw unafraid, with head unbowed, and comes out intact on the other side?

All hail the Corn. All hail CORNLORD!
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*Bows in Reverence* [28 Jul 2003|11:08am]

Oh hail CORNLORD!!!

CORNLORD ... Would you appoint me as second in command and head of your clergy? PLEASE CORNLORD!! I shalt be your most prized minion! I have waited my whole life for this ...

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